My friend has this up on her wall at her desk. Too funny!!!!!!
How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One. ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb. They don’t even know the bulb is BURNED OUT. They would sit in this house in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it OUT. And once they figured it out they wouldn’t be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they’ve been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past SEVENTEEN YEARS.
But if they did, by some miracle, actually find the light bulbs, TWO DAYS LATER the chair that they dragged from two rooms over to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE CRUMPLED WRAPPER THE STUPID @*!#$% LIGHT BULBS CAME IN! WHY?! BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!
IT’S A WONDER WE HAVEN’T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE
THAT ARE 12 FEET DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE. THE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS... I’m sorry... what did you ask me?
3 comments:
Oh boy can I ever relate to that! I could probably add a bunch to it too! You sure she hasnt been to my house and seen the two
*!#* males that I have to share space with!??
OH THAT IS GREAT!!!!! I have never EVER done anything like that...nope..never......ever..
Snicker...
*snort* ! ! !
Now that is funny! I wonder who wrote that? A man probably. More than likely a man when they were sitting on a toilet leaving their wives to take care of the kids while they take their precious bathroom break. Speaking of bathrooms... Men are such turds. They cant even remember to put the toilet seat down..let alone pick up their socks. Come to think of it, socks, what about the pants and the underwear? Laundry ...ever thought of doing laundry for crying out loud? Egads...men.
I wonder...do I have PMS too? Hell the heck with PMS what about menopause? Men - o - pause. Just give me a pause without men! Men, the root of all evil. Men-struate, men - opause, men-ses, men men men men...
*Sigh*
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